I could have been having dinner with Rob Pattinson...

So today I was just partaking in some usual internet usage when *chime* I get an IM from my ex.

Quick backstory on the ex: Met him while I lived in Australia for a year. Fell in love. Moved back to Cali. Did long distance for over a year with visits here and there. Was supposed to move back to Aus for good and live with him, get engaged etc etc, but chickened out at the last minute. Have been broken up for about a year now. He currently works as an IT manager at a really nice resort in Australia (yes ladies, he's Australian).

So, where was I...oh right *chime*

Rick: So....'Edward' from Twilight is checking into my hotel on monday. We're having dinner with him on wed night

Me: WTF!!! LIAR!

Rick: Why would I lie, I hated that movie.

Me: Shut the F up! No way! Who is "we"

Rick: The GM invited me. And I guess whoever else he invites.

Is this karma or what!? Is this God's cruel joke on me for being too chicken to follow through with my commitments? I think so. 

Yes,  it would have be messed up for me to be drooling over Rob Pattinson with my boyfriend sitting right next to me, but the whole time I would have been pretending he was really Edward and since Edward doesn't really exist...it would have been ok! But none of that matters cause I didn't move to Australia. And Rick and I aren't together anymore. And I have an AMAZING boyfriend who I would never trade anything for...even Edward.

Which brings me to my next problem. Rob (bf) says he'll read Twilight if I start to eat meat again! I must say this is very very very tempting cause I really want him to read the books and cause I have been craving meat A LOT lately. 

What's a girl to do?